ferd the turd

[mandie_rw]

Yesterday I bought Ferdinand his Sensitive Boy food suggested by the vet (both a bag of dry and a selection of cans, and the dry food was easily four times the cost of the regular Purina crunchies we get them), along with his supplemental vitamins (that thankfully did in fact appear to be a "palatable" liquid addition to his food), and you know what his response was?

Pissing OVER the (high!) edge of the litterbox last night while looking directly at me. WHY ARE YOU PEEING ON THE WALLLLL

Just to be a dick, I take it, as he's been happily wolfing down the new food!

Cats, amirite?

Comments

[mala_14]

Oh Ferd. That is just... not an appropriate response to new food that you like.

[mandie_rw]

I wouldn't have thought so!!

[danabren]

THIS IS NOT PIZZA FLAVORED SO I PEE

[mandie_rw]

Yeah he would have been MUCH happier with pizza! Or green peas. Or fish skin. Or waffle fries. He's kind of a weirdo...

[danabren]

He and Bucky should have both been orange.

[mandie_rw]

No lies are detected in this statement.

[totchipanda]

"It is a good change, but I still wish to register a complaint."

[mandie_rw]

Pretty much! Ugh.