Thing 1: Early Russia is not exciting.
Thing 2: It can stop being hot outside now. Seriously.
Thing 3: My friend told me I was not allowed to make fun of the sparklepires (oh, yes, I've read
cleolinda 's cliff notes! And they make me happy) until I actually read the books. So, obliging person that I am, I took the book she lent to me and read it. In a day. And I liked it. I liked Twilight. NOOOOOO I WAS BRAINWASHED I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED!!! *pout* I still maintain it's not very well written, and is for sappy, whiny, lovesick, virgin teenagers...but DAMMIT I like it. Edward Cullen, I hate you. And by hate, I think I mean love. Creepy? Check. Stalker? Check. Sparkly? Check. Stereotypical alpha male romantic figure? Check. ...Whatever. Stoopid sparkepires.
Thing 4: I do not actually like parties; this is why I am sitting in my dorm room on a Friday night on LiveJournal by myself. All my friends went to a party. I have been to enough parties to know that I am too much of an introvert for them and that to be any fun at one of these parties, I have to drink way more than is good for me. And I'm too lazy to sew (I think), hence the LJ.
Thing 5: I have discovered the strikeout text. And I loves it.
Thing 2: It can stop being hot outside now. Seriously.
Thing 3: My friend told me I was not allowed to make fun of the sparklepires (oh, yes, I've read
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Thing 4: I do not actually like parties; this is why I am sitting in my dorm room on a Friday night on LiveJournal by myself. All my friends went to a party. I have been to enough parties to know that I am too much of an introvert for them
Thing 5: I have discovered the strikeout text. And I loves it.